James wood

when a man gets morning wood at an awkward time or place

Girl: why are you hard, do I arouse you.
Man: no I swear its just james wood

by The urban catastrophe September 18, 2020

disk in the woods

When something is so new, that not even hipsters know about it.

Did you hear about the new indie band Opigon?
No.
i found it on a disk in the woods.

by anon kim April 7, 2015

Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.

"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "

by Rawdogger95 January 7, 2017

Ethan Wood

gets all da bitches

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”

by yehxhd August 22, 2022

Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain

The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.

by FSPer October 12, 2019

Nostalgia Wood

When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.

I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.

My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.

by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015