what u on

asking "what's up?" or "what's going on?" sometimes used when someone is mad also.

Joe: what u on bro?
Alex: just chillin dawg, u already know!

Alex: Joe, how u gon' get on my girl like that? what u on??
Joe: That hoe was askin for it folk.

by Joe Weezy May 10, 2006

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what the damn?!

A much more effective version of 'what the fuck?!', becuase people will tune in when the notice your new spin on the overused phrase.
This phrasial outburst can be used in the same exact context as 'what the fuck!?'.

man #1:I love mayonaise in my kool-aid.
man #2:What the Damn?!
man #3:Naw foo, it's all about the Miracle Whip.

by jessie carvalho December 29, 2008

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what the fra

A substitution to "what the fuck" in order not to recieve glares of rage, shouts of furiousity, or a pimp hand to the face.

Teacher: The assignment today is to write a 3,000 word essay due tomorrow.

Student: What the fra?!

Teacher: Excuse me?!

Student: It's okay, teach. I said "what the fra" not "what the fuck"...GOD DAMMIT!

Teacher:(Pimp Hand Getting Strong)

by Tsunami...Skanklin June 27, 2008

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What the da

When someone does not understand what is going on or what one is saying.

Colly what the da are you doing sniffing your mothers nags?

by Scud15 January 7, 2009

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What in the hell?

What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"

"What in the hell just happened?"

"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"

"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"

"What in the hell is going on?"

"What in the hell time is it?"

"What in the hell did you just do?"

"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"

by Travesty360 May 3, 2012

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