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a whale of a ass

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!
by Jordyn’s Ass Licker March 18, 2023
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Whale-phoria

N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.

2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
"That sex made me feel almost as good as whale-phoria does!"
by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011
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glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).
*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018
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Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
by Stinky Link July 28, 2020
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the great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.
by The elder whaler August 25, 2016
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wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale
Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.
by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014
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Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".
Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!
by MajesticElements December 16, 2017
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