Don Tomasino's Wake

The act of defecating in the mouth of a corpse.

"I'm glad the bastard's dead. I'm goin' over to that casket, drop trow, and give him a Don Tomasino's Wake!"

by BRM1975 October 26, 2013

Kiss a wakeboarder day

Every day 24/7 blah blah so they think theres actual text here

Kiss a wakeboarder every day. And just nafional kiss a wakeboarder day

by Themigtyjungle December 18, 2019

wakeys

wakeys are pills that get you high; they 'wake' you up. examples are speed and ecstasy but any other amphetamines are included in this.

"See you later mum, I'm just going out to get some wakeys for the weekend"
"Okay then Billie, be sure to be back in time for Coronation street".

by GLJ December 12, 2008

wakky adventurer

Nicknames for certain people. traveling or making fun of people can make you a wakky adventurer.

GEE dad you shure have lotss of wakky adventures.
wakky adventurer

by MC4L August 31, 2007

Wake up and Break up

The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana

Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!

by Kay_002 December 17, 2022

wankey

The abbreviation for wankerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for dinkle sprinkle.

Have you a wankey old boy? I'm in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!

Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!

by ShereKhan August 31, 2006

Wahey

Common phrase for-- This is not a common phrase. "Wahey" is-- is... pointless. Not even people who have fits of joy who say "Wahey!". In fact, there is only one person who says "Wahey!" but his name shall not be revealed, or he will have to kill you.

Person A: Hey, check it out! I found 400 dollars on the ground!
Wahey Wielder: Wahey!!
Person A: Uh-- ok?
W.W.: Wahey!! Moop! Fiibit! Fibit!
Person A: Goop!

by Goopster November 4, 2004