Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

vietnam echols

a sensitive gooner brownie that was caught with his pants down looking at reddit porn

“vietnam echols is such a sensitive faggot.”

by everything’s taken i’m kms September 9, 2025

Vietnamese Cannon

One person (male or female) gets into doggy style, then another person injects napalm into person one’s rectum. After prepped you light the rectum area on fire, creating gas from the napalm to build in the rectum and eventually explodes out the butthole like a cannon.

Henry: my butthole NEEDS some heat, you tryna Vietnamese cannon me??

Tyrone: absolutely, I love when it flies out your ass.

by Socrates_the_philosopher September 17, 2025

Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

by HouseFace May 23, 2025

Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream

Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?

by Juce916 June 2, 2025

Vietnamese Powerwashing

A sexual act/game that can be played with your friends who have penises. You both down a large amount of water and then you both pretend to use your penises as chopsticks and whoever pisses first loses.

“Man at the party Marky and Richie were Vietnamese Powerwashing for an hour straight infront of everybody!”

by gosplchior June 3, 2025

Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.

Post vietnamese powerwashing pic ✌️😜

by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025