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Virginia beach

Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.

Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Yo you're from virginia beach?

Yeah
Wow is that why you have depression?
Yes
by martha64725134 October 7, 2020
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Virginia Slimming

The act of pissing, but holding your skinny limp dong in between your index and middle finger, like you are smoking a Virginia slim.
I feel like Virginia slimming. My skinny dick is thin and long, it reminds me of a Virginia slim!
by Grandmashouse December 28, 2024
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Virginia

Known for some of the worst drivers and traffic ever known to man, and as a Virginian myself, I can say we get the blame from people with New York licence plates and Florida licence plates. But other then that, there's lots of beautiful scenery. From Richmonds' Cary Town to the god-knows-how-many yacht clubs in Hampton, its a fun place to be!

Also, we do not fornicate with family members and we do not all drink moonshine and shoot the shit out of anybody who steps on our lawns.
Virginian: Sup.
UD user: INCESTIOUS HILLBILLY MOONSHINE DRINKIN' BOZO!!11!!!!12!
Virginian: 😐
by PaperBeauty May 10, 2023
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Virginia

A basic state full of old entitled acting people, preps and "thugs". No real cultural identity outside of antiquated colonialism. Historically southern, but questionable today. Some native Virginians even make fun of southerners. Home to many celebrities of yesteryear, but Virginia's presence in the modern pop culture scene is virtually non existent. Plenty of nice people. Plenty of assholes. Don't try being too unique and you'll fill right in.

Guy #1: How come everyone here is obsessed with the past,only listens to top 40 music, dresses and acts like their ethnic stereotype, and and seems like a blend between the north and south?

Guy #2: It's because we're in VA bro. Isn't it, like, the best state ever?

Guy#1: No. What would be cooler is a sense of identity and uniqueness.
Virginia is like Golden Corral. There's a lot of stuff. Some of it is good, but nothing is anywhere near top notch. Nice landscape, but very bland culture.
by Truthspitter21 January 1, 2023
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Virginia

Virginia, officially The Commonwealth of Virginia, is a member of the Southeastern United States of America. Abbreviated as V.A., it is part of the Shenandoah Valley. Virginia also boasts the Blue Ridge Mountains, a mountain range extending from Georgia to Maryland.
I am going to Virginia next week.
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