trailer park surf n turf

A fancy dual entree meal. "Trailer park surf n turf" is two main dishes, say tuna casserole and hot dogs, together. One of the main dishes is fish (surf) and the other meat (turf). In a more elevated atmosphere it might consist of lobster and steak. Alternatives could be: frozen fish sticks, spam, catfish, baloney, etc.

"On Sunday they had trailer park surf n turf washed down with a six pack of cold ones!"

by dogrobert November 7, 2008

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

Frank Turner

Skinny half-arsed English country singer.

Oh my god, you're such a frank turner.

by hightideameel November 15, 2011

Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

by Nitedoosh December 4, 2010

Turned Out

The original expression, "turned out" meant this: having become addicted to a sex act (even normal sexual intercourse), generally by ONE person. A practiced pimp (or, for that matter, a madam) will "turn out" a new prostitute by virtually addicting her to even normal sexual intercourse.

A woman can "turn out" a man if she is particularly gifted in love-making (knows ALL the tricks, and has sufficient time to work them into the man's system). It's all recorded in the skin and the organs. Remember: it's about ADDICTION.

Deviant acts can also cause the addiction. This is why socialists say that child molesters never get that out of their system.

That bitch done fucked Leroy up, man! He's turned out! He can't even LOOK at another bitch now! That bitch got his MIND, man! I TOLD his ass to stay away from that ghetto hoochie. The bitch fucked the SHIT out of him. She's a PRO!!

by Lifeguard June 30, 2008

turn left

The friendly command your GPS makes before you almost drive into a lake.

@&$)!@*!!! It said to turn left!

by Sneakernets January 23, 2008

R.L turner

a High school in carrollton,Texas known for its high birth rate excessive drug use (during class) and over the limit of mexican population also known for its shitty football, vollyball, and baseball teams (if its there anymore) i wonder what sport there good at (soccer, fence jumping, and track).

so what do you mean you take you babys to school chase?
yea we have a student daycare for the students.
oh shit you must go to R.L turner

by newman smth May 27, 2010