Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"

Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...

by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011

totally crushin'

adj. cool, awesome, or kicks ass.

homestarrunner stuff. Strong Bad's cartoon of TEEN GIRL SQUAD, they say that they are totally crushin'.

I am totally crushin'!

by pyro05x June 29, 2004

Total Bullshit

A total lie even if my friend can't see his dick moving girlfriend do it.

After having plans to hang out... girlfriend "i can't hang out"
Me "Thats Total bullshit

by al;sdkfja;sdlkfj January 29, 2009

Red hot mollie tomali

When you eat a girl out and she has period and you have blood all over your face. You are a herb if you do this.

Man #1 I got a Red hot mollie tomali today from my girl
Man #2 Dude thats mad gross.
Man #1 Idc

by Jay Co May 13, 2005

Total McKenzie

Someone who carries out an action which is moraly dubious.

Man that Robx is a fuckball. the chode loves to Fly The Space Ship Through The Rings Of Uranus then lick the Kit-Kat. What a mogging Total McKenzie

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

Total recall

When you invite all those who went out the night before to brunch trying to get the full story of what really happened

A: aah man i am so hungover , and i can't fucking remember how we ended up by our neighbors pool !

B:shit dude last thing i remember was these shots in the karaoke place

A: we need a "total recall" call everybody !

by Tito_T2 January 18, 2014

You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005