Tom weems

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.

I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.

by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020

Tom Rogered

Promising over and over again that you'll be able to perform and still pulling out.

He totally Tom Rogered her after the plague rave last night.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Chinese Tom

A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...

Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.

by word.org January 29, 2021

Tom Grin

A way to show that ultimate satisfaction has been achieved, either sexually or not.

Guy1: I had such a good day today.
Guy2: oh really? What happened man!?
Guy3: I hugged my mates mom and it gave me a honking Tom Grin

by THE LORD GREGORY KENNEDY May 11, 2021

tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.

Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”

by I’m the truth January 20, 2020

Tom Langdown

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020

Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!

Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”

by WR fan September 16, 2020