by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017
Get the Twat wafflemug. by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016
Get the Sexual Wafflesmug. 1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.
by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018
Get the Dick Wafflemug. When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014
Get the waffle surprisemug. An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks
My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone
by wafflequacker July 7, 2011
Get the Waffle quackmug. When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.
Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes
by Doggledoo December 4, 2020
Get the urinal wafflemug. Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.
After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019
Get the Sympathy Wafflesmug.