1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
by DilledDough September 5, 2011
Get the Evan Tightmug. a snobby bitch that looks like horse and tells anyone to shut up when their a part of one of her shitty arguments too
One time I got into a fight with the bitch in yr 6 and she ragged my hair and the bitch was suspended
One time I got into a fight with the bitch in yr 6 and she ragged my hair and the bitch was suspended
Ellie Evans : *arguing abt her knee getting hurt bc of the person who walked no where near her*
Random person: * punches and breaks her nose*
Random person: * punches and breaks her nose*
by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022
Get the Ellie evansmug. by Wrath of E August 19, 2016
Get the evan stegallmug. The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012
Get the evan and pattiemug. I went to the nursing home the other day only to find one of the residents giving another a TR Evans.
by DJ February 24, 2005
Get the TR Evansmug. by lkkjkejrkeljfndfn December 1, 2009
Get the sara evansmug. 