Tim Ong

A fat asian who unhealthy obessesses over Zero Two, the second best girl in Darling in the Franxx. He complains about other people yet is a massive butthurt

Friend: Hey Tim, what did you do on the weekend!
Tim Ong: Wanked off to some Zero Two fan fics
Friend: ...

by dekkas September 10, 2018

meaty tim

when the male cock is resting within the membranous boundaries of the anus

I want a meaty tim and a bur.
I can't sit down from my meaty tim, and I hate this bur I got.

by iwantamullet March 30, 2009

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 09, 2004

Tim Nelms

Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; the son of God

1.) capitalized: the supreme or ultimate reality: as a : a Being perfect in power, wisdom, and attractiveness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe and laws of inertia.

2.) a spindly, hedonistic male of the ultimate offense: as a : one who follows Hitler and his societal codes.

A young, pubescent male was glancing admiringly in Tim Nelms direction; nodding knowingly, he proceeded into the restroom. Having emerged an hour later, the young man limping, I glared upon fixedly as Tim Nelms muttered several kind, gentle words to the boy; the boy, his being restored, refrained from limping and continued to his next class, rubbing his behind softly.

by A Fascist April 16, 2005

Tim Harper

An egotistical, maniacal moderator on the Goal Line Blitz message boards who refuses to admit the Cobra Kai dominance and goes on power trips. Often times dropping the Ban Hammer

Tim Harper, what a prick!

by StazNasty August 24, 2008

Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

by RME1976 September 24, 2009

Tim Burton

Mind rapist.

Mind Rape Victim: ...

Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?

Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: ...The new one...

Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!

by KingShady April 04, 2010