Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway

Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er

by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022

Arianni’s Timbers

Shivered

Arianni’s timbers = shivered

by bigdog0110 February 13, 2022

shiver me timberlands

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”

Only usually cool people say this phrase

Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch

by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

Pausing the oven timer

To fuck a pregnant woman

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer

by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024

Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab

Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

by Saudi Labia March 5, 2026

Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot

Their staff is full of young guns and old timers

by tracknation66 August 13, 2025