Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 3, 2018

Party Side

A fashionable hair cut where one side of the head is shaved to the scalp, leaving the rest intact and respectable. The term is derived from the description of a mullet as being 'business in the front, party in the back'. It allows the person to be deemed respectable from one side, and rebellious from the other.

Since my housemate's boyfriend got a party side, he scares old women in the street.

by toomuchtime123 July 31, 2012

Side-Pimpin

When you and a friend are on stickam and he's typing and you are talking, and he hit's on bitches without you knowing and gets their numbers.

Novi Novak- "Ay did you just get her number? you side-pimpin over there?"

by im_stoned_420 April 22, 2011

Side Chick

The girl you gas up making them think they will eventually be the one you marry when you’re not in the house with the girl you live with. She’s the one you actually have fun with, talk to while you’re at work or hanging out with your boys, but can never talk too once you enter the house.

I’m about to go to my cousin’s house so I can FaceTime my side chick.

by DarkAngel00 March 26, 2020

Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

Side Pump

When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate

Did you hear?? Jesse side pumped angie last night.

by Fantastic Lightbulb July 21, 2018

side stick

When your dick gets stuck to your thigh

dam i think she saw me pulling away my side stick

by side stick February 26, 2015