Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.
by Osuttag Ebag October 15, 2021
Get the Denham Springs High Schoolmug. Sorrento Springs Community, nestled between historic Mount Dora and country bumpkin Eustis ( commonly referred to as Useless ) You get more “house” and “land” for your money, but mainly upper to middle class live here riding their golf carts, letting their dogs out with no leash to poop on the neighboring golf course.
by thatAAchick December 22, 2020
Get the Sorrento Springsmug. Two words:
Just don’t.
Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!
We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.
Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.
We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!
Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!
Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!
We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,
Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
Just don’t.
Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!
We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.
Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.
We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!
Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!
Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!
We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,
Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
by westspringbad November 9, 2021
Get the West Springmug. by swagger0010 March 28, 2025
Get the spring o' weenmug. A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think Sam Hunt and Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.
Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
by Timmy Shea November 26, 2019
Get the Spring Hill High Schoolmug. by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023
Get the Irish springmug. "I'm so spring-fling for her, dude." Or "Hide your spring-fling, man."
"Chill out with the spring-fling lovebirds."
"Chill out with the spring-fling lovebirds."
by Artep Urasa June 3, 2019
Get the Spring-flingmug.