1 definition by Timmy Shea
A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think Sam Hunt and Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.
Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.
Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
by Timmy Shea November 27, 2019