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Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
mugGet the Monkemug.

Monke

That is such a cute monke.
by Loxqd January 1, 2022
mugGet the Monkemug.

poke a monk

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun
by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022
mugGet the poke a monkmug.

Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.
Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!
by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022
mugGet the Monkmug.

monke

A name for the character in the VR game Gorilla Tag. It runs on two arms without feet.
THIS MONKE HAS THE FINGER PAINTER!!!
by Ilian7611 June 9, 2024
mugGet the monkemug.

shit monke

no
by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021
mugGet the shit monkemug.

peaceful monke

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021
mugGet the peaceful monkemug.

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