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Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
by b-rad.J February 10, 2025
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GRILLED CHEESE

term often used to describe a coupelicious:

coupelicious; one of a kind
Daniel and his Grilled Cheese against the world.
by Helpmegradu8te December 8, 2024
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Grill

(verb.) To hit some one with a vehicle at such velocity that you leave grill marks on them.
by Vali Akros March 18, 2021
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Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
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Blow Your Grill Out

To blast someone in the mouth with your fist. To knock out someone’s chicklet’s for being a loud-mouth prick or just being dense about a subject or topic.
“Hey SMOES, you’re being kind of a dick in Mr Varty’s Class. You better watch out, or Chanel Guydon will blow your grill out at lunch!” And then Kevin Falicki will mess up your fro!
by BizarreRideonTheFarSide August 30, 2022
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Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.
Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
by BaguetteLuvr April 21, 2022
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