Grandma

Noun. An elderly woman with bright and wrinkled skin, her hair is white. She is always next to me in everything. Many times give money. Happy if her family is happy too. Many times she says it hurts all of her but only you should take her soft, old hand must be caught and a give a kiss on the red face. All the little things are makes she happy. She is my second mother who raised me. You have a delicious smell, I love you mama.

My grandma is my everything.

by marzipancloud January 19, 2022

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

Grandma

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

Yummy Grandma's

"Grandma's delious!!!"

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"

by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022

grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA

hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*

by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020