Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016
Get the louisiana shrimp whistlemug. by Miss.gen Abc November 9, 2020
Get the Shrimpmug. opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
by EverestK2 April 10, 2018
Get the beta shrimpmug. by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024
Get the Never eating the shrimpmug. An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.
Appearance resembles a shrimp.
Appearance resembles a shrimp.
by abstractlakx August 20, 2019
Get the shrimp onmug. An alias of the word 'simp' created to innocently hide its intended meaning.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.
It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.
It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.
by UserOfNames December 3, 2020
Get the Shrimpmug. An omniscient being found only on Discord when the moon hits it's peak within the winter solstice every 100 years
Some say this mythological creature is a mere legend but others claim to have met it in person.
Some say this mythological creature is a mere legend but others claim to have met it in person.
by shrimpfoureyes December 11, 2020
Get the shrimpmug.