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by voracious_reader November 25, 2021
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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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Will Read

will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.
You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!
by EddieBettsfingeredme April 7, 2022
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Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this
you just wasted a few seconds reading this
by anonymous June 11, 2025
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