ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.

It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.

by ibyleague December 2, 2011

ghetto harlequin

After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.

My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.

by Paris Hiltonz0r March 16, 2009

Ghetto Gravity

Ghetto Gravity: It is the force that is undermines all those who grew up in the hood and have escaped the conditions of poverty to achieve heights of money and power that sends a person back to the hood at ground zero.

I made a bad choice or life undermined my success and "Ghetto Gravity" took away everything that I earned and sent me back to the ghetto and life of poverty! Now I'm back in the hood up to no good!

by Joemonet October 6, 2019

Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.

I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.

by JanWicked October 12, 2011

Diversity Ghetto

Window-dressing section of a college or corporate campus where most or all of an institution's diversity programs are placed. Often consists of a single floor, or single office, often in a remote or inaccessible part of the campus. Offices typically are understaffed, underfunded and expected to be experts on all issues black, brown and gay, and expected to deal with every life issue students of color, women and LGBT students face.

Person 1: Where is Dr. Liz Frazier's office?

Person 2: Who is that?

Person 1: She is head of Multicultural Affairs.

Person 2: Probably in the Diversity Ghetto. It's on the 3rd Floor of Smith Hall, on the other side of campus.

Person 1: Thanks. I have a question about racism.

by Editor, Fed Up Dictionary October 14, 2015

Ghetto Furious

1. A state of being (Usually reserved for hardcore thugs) whereby one appers outwardly angry all the time, even when expressing positive emotions.

2. To express the state of being ghetto furious in any situation.

1. Yo you know marco? Whys he angry all the time?

Ya that fool is ghetto furious

2. Hey marcy you dont have to get ghetto furious

by Custard butter February 16, 2010

Ghetto Cam

What you call it when you tryn to record your gameplay on a video game console, and instead of using a special recorder, you set up a camera in front of the screen.

George couldn't afford a 50$ plug in recorder, so he set up a ghetto cam to record his quickscopes.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 20, 2010