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Bourgeois Curse

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."
by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017
mugGet the Bourgeois Cursemug.

Spot Up curse

when you lose a match against the eventual winner of the tournament over and over again
Guys I think we've got the Spot Up curse... every time we get eliminated it's by the winner of the tournament
by cheez-ball November 28, 2021
mugGet the Spot Up cursemug.

Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
by TesterLester January 23, 2021
mugGet the Simp Cursemug.

Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women
I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
by RKO2020 March 9, 2021
mugGet the Chapman Cursemug.

Zoink's curse

The curse of every GD player becoming a furry (which is good btw)

The origin comes from Kawaqii's "what is zoink doing" video, that explicitly tells that Zoink is a furry with proof

Then it spread to the entire GD community
XxMLGProGamerxX: hi
iAmFX81: mraaawww :3
XxMLGProGamerxX: zoink's curse?
by teteus420 uwu :3333 August 6, 2025
mugGet the Zoink's cursemug.

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
mugGet the The Sam Cooper Cursemug.

just par for the curse

Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.
Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.
by QuacksO September 8, 2019
mugGet the just par for the cursemug.

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