Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!

by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011

Cookie taco

Similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom.

Dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.

by XxCdubzxX July 25, 2017

Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish

Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies

by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018

Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

clover cookie

Plant man pt 2

Ur mom is straight for clover cookie

by Ur mom.lol March 22, 2022