dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.

Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence

by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018

Brookie the cookie

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.

Brookie the cookie, did you bring food?

by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.

I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.

by raidernurse June 6, 2017

cookie overdose

The act of consuming a large quantity of cookies, such as Oreos, in disregard to serving sizes. Usually results in stomach pain and extreme joy or happiness.

Jamie went to a party over the summer, and saw some rad cookies. The whole ride home, she regretted the cookie overdose.

by Mrug July 19, 2015

roguefort cookie

almond cookie's bestie‼️‼️

secretly walnut's parental figure..

honestly roguefort cookie seems to have a crush on almond cookie

by RoguefortCookieIRL November 24, 2021

sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.

Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!

by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011

Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).

Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019