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Camp Staff

Camp Staff are undoubtedly the oddest people you can meet. Sporting a non-existent paycheck and given hard work to do 24/7 they still come back to work again the next Season!

On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
Poor kids have no clue we Camp Staff-are all depressed nerds with nothing to live for
by Poor_Staffer May 9, 2019
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Stole Camp

A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.

Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.

The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.

Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.

Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
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camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good
Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"
by Chris234g February 21, 2018
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Camp echo

Camp echo is the most beautiful place on earth. With tall trees, a open lake, huge fields and one big family. At camp echo the campers come and stay, never wanting to leave. The tears will flow and you never want to let go of the best seven weeks of your life. With inside jokes and memories, there’s never a day wasted. There’s a true magic about camp echo. The bonds you make will last a lifetime. Eagles fly.
Oh camp echo, yeah that’s my home.
by Violetrz5957 October 10, 2018
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Camp Bisco

Home of the Disco Biscuits. Referred to as “Camp.” If you meet someone who refers to Camp Bisco as “Bisco” beware of fake pressies and venereal diseases.
Are you going to Camp Bisco? Sick, dude. Biscuits 4 lyfe.
by Ac2byss January 19, 2019
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Brandon Camp

Brandon Camp is one of the fruitiest boys youll ever done do see
by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi November 8, 2018
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Giovanni Camp

Da secound biggest burd

Pro frank restaurant in eater

#noveagysorfruit
You pee with the bathroom door open,
You’re a Giovanni Camp
by Roman Polanski G January 19, 2023
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