jungle tits

Brown, saggy, naked tits that you'd typically find in remote parts of the world.

"I wish the internet was around when I was young. Back then the only jack-off material I had were the photos of jungle tits in National Geographic!"

by big B the blumpkin man July 25, 2008

milk tit

A word used to describe or verbally attack a person that is found daft by the surrounding populus. similar to the word 'boob'. see dumbass

john is such a milk tit

Oi! milk tit! bring me a couple beers!

by winpie January 26, 2008

Tickle Tits

A person who falls into hysterical laughter and a mild amount of arousal when another grazes their tits with a quick vertical gesture from their hands. Not to be confused with tickle boobs.

Hermione Granger slapped Harry Potter's hand away after he accidentally brushed her boobs saying, "GOD DAMNIT YOU KNOW I HAVE TICKLE TITS THESE AREOLAS ARE RESERVED FOR RON"

by herrodearmerro October 7, 2011

tit balm

The jizz on a women's tits after sex

Last night my girlfriend decided she wanted some tit balm, so I gave it to her.

by Shoenzie August 10, 2017

tit in a wringer

From the ea of wringer washing machines. Getting one's tit in the wringer puts them in a tenuous situation.

The bank put my tit in a wringer when they delayed my deposit.

by jljminnesota October 2, 2015

The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011

Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

by P0OPBALLZ April 16, 2011