spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.

Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.

by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Trail of tears

When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.

"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"

by EdgeLordy96 March 15, 2019

Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021