The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!
by Kakakyro February 3, 2020
Get the kool aid tearsmug. by mgae123 June 24, 2021
Get the Tear my sinkmug. Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.
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“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.
by CussMustard March 15, 2023
Get the Ohatian Tear Jerkermug. by The Real Driller December 28, 2021
Get the Tear down this wall!mug. When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023
Get the Tear My Zorchmug. When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.
by Blazin Names September 30, 2021
Get the Brown Eye Tearmug. A weird black and white wolf who dances on the internet for fun. He's hella gay, has trust issues and feels like he's not going to amount to much. He is very friendly, outgoing and has a huge heart. His friends think he's weird and hyper but he honestly just has ADHD and is just living life to the fullest. He's a loyal friend and, if you give him ramen, he'll love you forever.
by stinkypaw July 5, 2022
Get the Tear the furry-thingmug.