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Knights of the Round Table

A group of individuals so closely knit that they are known simply as "The Knights". When the group is together, preferably at a round glass table, together they partake in the lush activities that encompass consuming cannibus. This small group of people that come together day in, day out to enjoy the fruitfulness of marijuana's treasure share a deep bond closer than even that of any molecular bond. They are inseparable. They are the Knights of the Round Table.
Hey, did you guys see the Knights of the Round Table last night? I wish I could be them, they have harnessed the true meaning of life together.
by jesusshuttlesworth69 October 29, 2012
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rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
by jelly filled dick August 2, 2007
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under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.
by Under the Table January 13, 2009
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tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.
In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.
by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015
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tabletop booty

A tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a butt so big that you could "eat off of it" like a table.
Ex: Male: Oooh, she so fine! Look at that tabletop booty! I love it !

Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!
by fandomlover October 15, 2015
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Tabletop booty

A butt that is so big and fine that you could metaphorically "eat off of it" like a table.
Man- wow, look at the tabletop booty she got.
Woman- you know I got that fine tabletop booty girl
by fandomlover October 19, 2015
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Tabletude

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.
Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.
by Shinehead January 2, 2020
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