Party trumpet

A tube for snorting snow

The party trumpet should be partially inserted into ones nose and you then proceed to use the party trumpet to snort snow

by Blow king July 22, 2023

Gravy Trumpet

When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets

Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”

As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.

by Chung July 22, 2024

tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.

I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.

by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024

Thunder Trumpet

Another name for a fatty boomba or also used to describe a large spliff

We named our puppy Thunder Trumpet cause he still has heaps of puppy fat!

by Annikins September 23, 2023

Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

Skin Trumpet

A male sex organ witch contains a copious amount of prepuce

Jon’s skin trumpet goes crazy with that extra foreskin!

by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023

skeleton trumpet gif

A GIF of the famous Skeleton Trumpet meme. doot doot

Hermkie: yo look at this cool "skeleton trumpet gif" i found!

by Wordamaker42 January 6, 2024