A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.
Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.
Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.
Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.
by Uouu September 24, 2018
Get the Lord Church Syndromemug. A set of girls that have confidence in themselves knowing that they don’t need a man to be successful all they need is God and believing in themselves.
by Reeldeal November 24, 2021
Get the Church girl empiremug. the largest non-lethal cult in the known world(as of yet, im still waiting) something like 10,000 culteeers go there each sunday to be sodomized on mass scale.
d00d did u hear, some fucker donated their yearly taive of fuckin $13 mil, what the fuck, if that dont seal it as a cult, what the fuck does?
by QiRhOt December 13, 2004
Get the McLean Bible Churchmug. A terrorization group that
1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money
1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money
by Dx3 June 29, 2012
Get the City Harvest Churchmug. If this isnt a cult then why do they try to convert everyone and have starbucks, arcade and huge parkinglot to get people to come. The people who go there are very opinionated and wont take anything you say into consideration tho they may pretend to listen. Ive seen peop-le change alot after they go there, they display the same behavior as in someone who is hipnotized or brainwashed
My close friend went to mclean bible church and i proved a part of christianity wrong with intelligent argumment and he got frustrated and strangeled me because he was helpless.
by TC Montegue December 14, 2004
Get the mclean bible churchmug. A cult that typically operates on college campuses. High-pressure, groupthink mentality- and don't even think about leaving the church unless you want to be harassed and told you are going to hell.
by Clambake Man June 22, 2008
Get the LA Church of Christmug. Whenever I wonder where I should do my missionary work I just use my church-ray vision and stare people down.
by Parisotto March 3, 2008
Get the church-ray visionmug.