tutorage

(n.) The giving of instruction or guidance in the way of coolness to another person.

Our academy offers the kind of tutorage that allows you to condense complicated thoughts into really awesome words ending with -age.

by Parisotto March 03, 2008

church-ray vision

The ability to access religious data about a person just by making eye contact.

Whenever I wonder where I should do my missionary work I just use my church-ray vision and stare people down.

by Parisotto March 04, 2008