Definitions by Parisotto

tutorage 

(n.) The giving of instruction or guidance in the way of coolness to another person.

Our academy offers the kind of tutorage that allows you to condense complicated thoughts into really awesome words ending with -age.

tutorage by Parisotto March 3, 2008

church-ray vision 

The ability to access religious data about a person just by making eye contact.

Whenever I wonder where I should do my missionary work I just use my church-ray vision and stare people down.

church-ray vision by Parisotto March 3, 2008