John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.
David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
by public2 November 12, 2022

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
