Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.

We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.

by DaddyDolo June 29, 2022

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

sour patch kid

when you’re a bitch

Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid

by puhzenjai October 30, 2019

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 11, 2022

sour patch slut

Someone who loves sour patch kids too much.

She sucked me off for a bag of sour patch kids, she a sour patch slut for sure!

by Baerinatux February 9, 2019

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025

patch bomb

a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.

That chick had a patch bomb

by shadow October 8, 2003