A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

A guy that sucks dick and eats ass holes. The man of the gay party. uses strap ons. But not a bad guy to hang with.
by the ass man no homo February 8, 2017

Quite fugly , not as good as any of his cousins .and he Is as stupid as a donkey !:) small penis and waxes his genitals
Guy1-hey there bro like do u like cows milk or goats milk brosuf ?
Guy2-ya dude like totally cows milk , goats milk can get stank bro
Guy3-we are all like totally normal english speakers man , word
Guy4-.................................................................,.,,........................KEVIN ...
Guy2-ya dude like totally cows milk , goats milk can get stank bro
Guy3-we are all like totally normal english speakers man , word
Guy4-.................................................................,.,,........................KEVIN ...
by Tbyguby March 9, 2017

by fkchents&sabine November 18, 2016

to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person
by notcivin September 26, 2017

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.
by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

by albion November 27, 2012
