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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
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Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon
Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."
by Antitorpiliko December 10, 2012
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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
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Jon

Has a big penis and gets all the girls.
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Jon-luis

“Jon-luis ” always been misunderstood with everything
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Jon Jay

an amazing person who is very handsome, has the best personality, very funny, is a good person and has goals, sometimes can be annoying or bratty but it’s fine, a bit racist, will make you laugh a lot even when ur not in the mood
jon jay is beast

goat
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Jon

gg go next jon
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