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California Roll

A term used to define someone who claims to enjoy Asiatic cultures , but wants or demands fundamental changes to any vaguely Asian or Asian inspired media bought to the West in order to suit their personal, usually poor tastes. Often, these will fly in the face of either the original content or authorial intent, and is almost always for the worse.

A common example of a California Roll is the average video game localizer.

The verbal form, California Rolling, is to deface Asian inspired media by deliberately applying clashing ideas and cultural concepts to the setting in a non-synergistic, often embarrassing manner.
Noun example
Person A: "Why does Fire Emblem Fates read so much worse in English?"
Person B: "It was translated by California Rolls, what do you expect?"

Verb Example
4Kids(2002-2008) was a animation dubbing company which would bring over anime from Japan and would California Roll it, sometimes making manic changes like claiming rice balls were jelly donuts.
by Psuedowoodonym August 14, 2023
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California Minute

My boi took 2 California minutes to get here.
by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018
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california sandstorm

When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast
That idiot California sandstormed on my wall
by California Sandstorm May 31, 2016
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California Shower

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.
Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”
by Ezygon November 22, 2019
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california blackout

Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.
California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.
by mook76 December 29, 2013
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california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆
by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016
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The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020
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