teaser hong

A teaser hong is a word used when your friends misspell something on a group chat.

- But just teaser hong and write a little about it.

by teaserhongdior May 14, 2020

Recession Teasession

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.

Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going

by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010

tastle teaser

to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.

jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)

carly: hold on baby

jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)

jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser

by anal12345 June 12, 2012

beaver teaser

Female equivalent of a cock tease.

Johnathan got me horny then left, what a beaver teaser.

by Howling Mad December 30, 2016

Screaming teaser

1. v. - when you slap her wit yo dick, and she lets out a high pitch screech

Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!

by Sweetbabyray October 14, 2017

Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022