big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.
Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.
by brain child ! December 23, 2015
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poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets
Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets
by Tpforbungole January 16, 2021
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sin tax error

When you ask a question so undefined, a crystal ball can't even predict the outcome. An accumulation of such errors in a crystal ball could begin to distort the space-time continuous. A cleansing ceremony must be conducted before a fracture between worlds occurs. The ceremony consists of coupon burgers, excess amounts of candy, and waving your arms while saying "psh."
"Man. I asked my crystal ball about when I would win the lottery, but it came back with 'sin tax error.'"
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."
by Ultracaffeine October 03, 2019
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tax check ballin

When you get your tax check and you go crazy buying everything up and trying to look rich, but when that tax check is gone your poor again.
All the baby mama's out there tax check ballin.
by Lynndogg765 February 05, 2019
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stunt like taxes

a lyric used by Chief Keef; meaning that someone's living life like they're getting their W-2 money from tax returns
Paul spends $500 like pocket change he'll always stunt like taxes.
by heartbrecklovesosa March 01, 2017
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norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.
Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.
by The_Iron_Platypus July 08, 2011
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10 pound tax

the weight gained after moving to England from a healthier, southern hemisphere country
he paid the 10 pound tax with interest
by AJE2 November 07, 2009
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