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Tangentathon 

When two people are on good cocaine and start having a competitive conversation. Constantly interrupting each other, apologizing, inhaling loudly through clogged nostrils, and then interrupting each other again while desperately attempting to tell the other person a hyper-interesting deeply personal multilayered rambling four-dimensional spiderweb of at least three unrelated stories at the same time. Each match continues for 10-30 minutes depending on the quality of the cocaine, at which point the party who does not posses the cocaine will submit and begin nodding their head agreeably until the owner of the cocaine realizes he hasn't done a line in about 20 minutes and it's time to do another line. The matches continue every until you're both out of money, concede to an mutual pyrrhic victory and vow to keep your use responsible from now on and hold each other accountable to one eight-ball per weekend. This sport is played every weekend by men around the world.
"Presidential candidate El Chapo has promised that when elected he will make the Tangentathon an Olympic sport by 2030." - Brooke Baldwin, 2028
Tangentathon by Deus Ex January 28, 2021
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Gym Tang 

1) The stench one eminates after working out at the gym

2) Hot bitches at the gym
Did you see that gym tang running on the treadmill...I'd like to stick it to that.
Gym Tang by MasterStylee June 4, 2009

hoont tang 

Referring to a women's ass or vaginal.
hoont tang by RalphieGang June 8, 2014

stanky tang 

a putrid smelling vagina or a women who is a bitch/whore or gross.
"she had a real stanky tang but i ripped it anyways"
stanky tang by Ron Loads August 6, 2014

Random Ass Tangent 

A wildly off-topic question or statement that occurs with no warning. Most often seen when people are drunk.
In a bar drinking shots watching sports on big screens, "you know man, I like turtles", "man that is such a random ass tangent!"