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Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.
SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!
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Tennesse Hot Stick

When one is engaging in anal intercourse with a woman and chewing tabacco at the same time (naturally) and then one pulls out, spits chew on their shaft and head, and then re-inserts. Thus resulting in a spicy sensation.
Yo bro, did you hear that chick screaming last night? I totally gave her a Tennesse Hot Stick. Hell, rectum? Damn near killed em.
by The Hot Stickies July 16, 2009
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Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.
thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?
by Bollocks March 4, 2005
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stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009
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stichomythia

Stichomythia is when you use the same words as someone else in order to make them look stupid.
1: This might be stupid and dumb, but everyone here in Holland thinks it's funny.
2: No, it's just that this isn't funny, and everyone there in Holland is stupid and dumb.
3: Stichomythia, bitch.
by GeekOnSugar January 23, 2010
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Stickerbiker

One who, in lieu of buying/owning/riding an actual motorcycle, puts a Harley-Davidson decal in his window.
"Did you see that stickerbiker almost take me out on the freeway when I was splitting traffic?"

"Ya think that stickerbiker could use a doo-rag? It might make him more convincing."
by RickMc July 19, 2012
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Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.
Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"
by SC Locin' August 23, 2014
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