Simon

Hey my name is Simon my best friends are Melker and Joel i like to play soccer and floorball

Simon is an sexy guy

by Addenator December 11, 2016

simon james

a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.

wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU

by madsters9999999 May 24, 2018

simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

Simoning

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3

hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.

by ghostiie February 28, 2019

Simon

The guy who sucks off crosswords for you

Simon, can you finish off my crossword?
Simon- absolutely! I will semon it off for you!

by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019

Simon

Kid who spends Moms credit card on V bucks

Simon is yes

by Hhhhftgvv November 17, 2019