Preemptive canceling of school and businesses in lieu of snow storm or ice storm. Also the swatch of people who must buy milk, bread and eggs before such a storm.
The blizzard was supposed to hit until 2:30 pm, but the superintendent thought better of it just canceled school for the whole day. He was experiencing storm panic.
by manderjean March 04, 2014
David-"Damn you see that snail storm?"
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."
by huncky shit April 29, 2021
by ShutupGonz December 17, 2018
Sistor James is the best and everyone should stan him. He teaches life lessons daily and always encourages people to do their best.
Sistor James is most certainly the best Candidate for President and Prime Minster.
He stans twice and wishes who ever doesn't stan twice to fall in shit. Yes Love that. His favourite quote is "Ignore Your Zodiac you suck either way" ~Toby 2021.
Sistor James believes everyone is shit and everyone sucks.
Stan Sister James
Sistor James is most certainly the best Candidate for President and Prime Minster.
He stans twice and wishes who ever doesn't stan twice to fall in shit. Yes Love that. His favourite quote is "Ignore Your Zodiac you suck either way" ~Toby 2021.
Sistor James believes everyone is shit and everyone sucks.
Stan Sister James
by sisterjameslol1 January 05, 2021
by TheJunoHopper January 29, 2014
Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll March 29, 2010
Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 13, 2023