staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016

Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)

Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009

gainesville status

being beyond fucked up and you are skrait whylin out and have extreme A.D.D

yoo c.s. mannn chill out nigga, you on that gainesville status bruhh.

by bluuah June 22, 2008

Hero Status

An insanely amazing band hailing from Los Angeles California that consists of Stephanie Florescotron, vocals rhythm guitar and all around bad-ass, Neil Patrick, epic lead guitar and ladies man, and John, he plays the drums and quite a stud. Check them out on their myspace, facebook, or youtube!

www.myspace.com/herostatus

Meg: "Hey guys, have you heard of that band Hero Status?"
Nick: "Oh yea. Those kids are insane."
Meg: "Pure talent."

otron meg & dia epic

by mehMER September 7, 2009

Bag Status

Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.

Barry Bonds deserves bag status because he is such a tool.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 2, 2003

Kj status

Being an awkward and creepy mother fucker.

yo you see that nigga right there?
he so Kj status

by iMtH3MAn821 June 26, 2009

Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009