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snatch apple

when a man goes down on a female and gets remnants of pussy juice in his mustache...looks like apples hanging off of an apple tree.
Man, I went down on my girl last night and had snatch apples all in my mustache!

Man, get those snatch apples outta ur mustache...I can smell them all the way over here.
by Pooter Brown December 19, 2008
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chedder snatch

a man that can do anything regardless of looks, smell or taste, you are a cheddersnatch eat'n fool monkey boy, (You like the pussy regardless of what mammal it may be on)
Gee chedder snatch, yuz got a slight lisp today, is it possible you have worked to hard to lift the gunt refer to gunt for further def. or figure it out and you may have pulled your lick muscle a bit cuz yur drippen yellow out yur mouth.
by shawn Peterson November 12, 2006
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snatch flash

A high profile actress gettin' out her car and showing her snatch to da camera. Just so happens the bitch got no panties. Nice!
There's a whole bunch of internet pics of Paris Hilton's pussy the camera got while she was gettin' outta her ride. Nice! You gotta be on your toes cuz the snatch be gone before you know. That's why they call it a snatch flash. What the hell you looking at? You ain't never seen Paris Hilton's pussy before? Where you been?
by D. Tyrone January 2, 2009
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Snatch Monster

An evil giant walking talking foul smelling vagina that makes everyone around it angy and miserable.
That girl is a nasty statch monster.
What a fucking snatch monster.
I hate that snatch monster.
by thispersonhereisme May 18, 2011
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to snatch

A full face of fleeky makeup. The type of makeup you do on ur bday or for a special occasion.
Queen 1: Girl, you SNATCHED her face, damn!

Queen that did the snatching: well the goal was to snatch.
by Dicctionary December 15, 2017
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monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.
You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.
by SWSTX September 28, 2005
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snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.
Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.
by RNPS April 30, 2008
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