stankles

Combined words for very thin ankles (stick ankles). Opposite of cankles.

Dude, look at her. She looks like she will fall over with those stankles.

Hard to believe those stankles won't just break.

by Sr Robo September 26, 2009

Spangletastic

A blend word made from 'spangles' and 'fantastic'. Commonly used to describe the Strictly Come Dancing Tour and other camp occasions. Commonly used in conversations about John Barrowman.

'Omg did you see his suit?'
'Yeah, it was spangletastic'

'I'm going to see The Lion King On Ice!'
'Oh...I'm sure it will be spangletastic...'

by imperfect93 March 26, 2010

stranglemouse

A young woman of mousy demeanor who unexpectedly enjoys asphyxiation during coitus.

How was your date with that librarian last night? Turned out she was a stranglemouse, so I had to get a plastic bag for her head.

by saint242 December 8, 2010

stranglesfaction

feeling relieved/rewarded for work not necessarily honestly earned but worthy of compensation.

"Dude, working for that old bird was a bunch of shit, but after she gave me some rails, it was worth the STRANGLESFACTION."

by that guy, not me December 30, 2011

Stanklean

The position your body takes when you're sitting and have to fart, let one go, let the prairie dog breathe.

"Holy crap, Marcus is doing the stanklean. Everyone roll down the windows."

by Papa D2 January 10, 2012

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

Stranglemuff

A girl who's vagina is so rancid, the fumes it gives off will be potent enough to strangle a maggot.

Hunter Voyles vagina is a definite Stranglemuff

by Jeremiah/kyle/jack/Raeburn January 8, 2015