mud shark

It's a term for a catfish, but it applies to girls who have tha jungle fever.

Laura wants to bang 50 Cent. What a mudshark!

by Turd Burgler August 10, 2003

bull shark

A dangerous shark species. Is common in warm, shallow waters, but also tolerates fresh water of the Rems river.

Dude, we were having a bath in the Rems yesterday when a bull shark ate my grandma!

by 2Gun Vega April 24, 2008

Sparkled

Means to be off your head on some drug, in a happy, trippy way, not in a negative way.

"I went to cotch at me mates with some draw and ended walking home proper sparkled"

by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005

t sparks

Having an orange hairy arse.

God damn, I'm starting to get a bit of a t sparks happening here.

by Screamin January 12, 2009

sarkiness

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

by the jerky January 4, 2008

Cock Shark

A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.

Damn! Christine went after that guy like a sex predator! What a fucking cock shark!

by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011

A Bull Shark

If someone jabs you in the back of your head with the knob of their cock, its called a 'Bull Shark'.
You can be 'Bull Sharked' or you can 'Bull Shark' someone.

Ben is such a cunt. The other afternoon, while everyone was waiting to go out, Ben came out of the shower with a semi chubby, snuck up behind Matt and gave him 'A Bull Shark', right on the back of his head. Everyone thought it was hilarious. But Ben's still a cunt.

by bwa bellend February 21, 2018