*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.

Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*

by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025

Shlarshabörgen

swedish men sucking cock while getting their cocks sucked

this guy gave me the meanest shlarshabörgen while I gave another guy a shlarshabörgen

by Jahhh… October 31, 2025

Shlart

When a loyal worker at taco bell shits whilst laughing in the toilet, after stealing a Flamin' Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito .

Rawaz let out a huge shlart in the toilet, due to him stealing food from his customer's table

by Don Waki November 10, 2025

Salarrhoea

Salary + Diarrhoea. When you spend all your money in one go.

Sorry man I can’t come fishing this weekend. I have Salarrhoea. I’m broke.

by Kimchi Slap December 3, 2025

Slart

Slart- A term meaning the two words “Slut” and “Fart” combined.

Ex 1- Bro this drive thru is dragging!
Ex 2- I know, this slow slart couldn’t be any slower.

by daniwiththefatty January 1, 2026

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022