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Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people
Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me
by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024
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Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.
You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!
by Shedninja January 15, 2009
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Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 19, 2018
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Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style
I was smurfing Smurfette last night.
by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009
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Smurf Cat

What is Smurf cat?”
WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”
by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023
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Smurfed

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed
by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020
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