team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 06, 2010

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Smash Bros

A bro you smash on a regular basis.

Synonym for "Friends With Benefits"
(Shoutout to Karoline for explaining it to me)

Person1: "Hey man wanna be Smash Bros?"
Person2: "Hell yeah, I'd love to be!"
*They became the best of Smash Bros"

by Virtually Lucid December 30, 2021

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Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid May 11, 2018

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Smash City

When he takes you out on a date in the city during the day and then takes you back to his NYC hotel room to smash. Proceeds to kick you out of his hotel before 7pm because that’s when his fam is showing up to turn up and get fked up.

So are you two going to like date now or something?
Nah, she was jus a smash city. Smash city bish, smash smash city bish. Pop pop pop all over them MF tiddies bish.

by Jflores February 14, 2018

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